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welcome to my blog🥰🌞💫🌎
Twas the beginning 💆♀️of Hoevember🍂 Spanksgiving🍁day🌞
And all🌎the Spanksgiving🤗hoes👯♀️ were out👀to play😈
Mr. Turkey 🦃👨🏻 Mr. Turkey 🤩🦃 Nice and Fat 🐷 Nice and THICC🍑😳
Give👹me stuffing😤 Give me🐽stuffing🤰 Give me DICK😈 Give me DICK👁👅👁
But poor😥Mr. Turkey🦃 could not🙅🏻♂️give his seed🌾💦 For it was “No🙈🥜nut🥜🙈November🍁”
To get cumpkin🎃pie🤤 They’d👉have to wait😳 till🍆Dickcember❄️☃️❄️
Mr. Turkey🦃please😖 All the little👧hoes cried😫
If you can’t👎give your seed🌾💦And🧘♀️gobble🦃my ass🍑👅😈”
Send📬this to 🔟 hoes💁♀️by 🍂Spanksgiving’s🍁 end
And the🥩getting eaten👄🍴 Might🧘♀️be your rear🍑👅end🤩
Autumn cooking and baking has a place in my heart that warms my very soul. Hearty stews and breads, cookies and pies, tea and warm ciders. I find being in the kitchen is a very easy and enjoyable way for me to honor and connect with the gods.
Can we talk about how oct-dec brings back so much nolstagia? I’m back on tumblr, listening to lana del rey, watching old halloween movies ahhhh maybe life is worth living for
being in your 20s really is realizing everything you liked as a teenager is still cool
Wake up early tomorrow. Eat a good breakfast. Do your hair and makeup and put on a kick-ass outfit. Buy your cup of coffee and enjoy every sip of it. Go to work, make that money, and learn something new in the process. Nourish. Grow. Inspire. Self-destruction is not an option. And let every choice you make be a brick in the foundation of rebuilding yourself.
(via rebuildingmandz)
